This is Mallory,

I have the dark side of the moon on vinyl, it’s my first...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:55:33 -0400

I have the dark side of the moon on vinyl, it’s my first love.

doses-and-mimosas: HANSON HAS A BEER CALLED MMMHOPS Emily ^ C. See above.

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:45:10 -0400

doses-and-mimosas:

HANSON HAS A BEER CALLED MMMHOPS

Emily ^ C. See above.

genderfight: tempusfidget: electricalserket: theburntsouffle: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:29:39 -0400

Yeah, you'll be dead after playing this.

"Arranged by accident"

"Release the penguins"

"Have a nice day"

"Remove cattle from stage"

"Bow really fast, slippage may occur"

"Light explosives now....and...now."

"Insert peanuts"

genderfight:

tempusfidget:

electricalserket:

theburntsouffle:

madygcomics:

pocopiumosso:

My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss

This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.

calm down there satan

For piano 9 hands.

Edit: Looking at the sheet music, I couldn’t stop laughing for 5 minutes.

Unfortunately, I don’t think that youtube video is actually for that sheet music.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE ALL IN ITS OWN.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:11:01 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:10:13 -0400

pleatedjeans: cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:09:09 -0400

pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

Message me a body part, this looks so interesting

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:08:41 -0400

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:08:14 -0400

Color My Inbox

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:07:56 -0400

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Color My Inbox

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:05:31 -0400

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:04:55 -0400

indic4: chill-um: weedandskateboards: Lava lamp...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:03:21 -0400

indic4:

chill-um:

weedandskateboards:

Lava lamp chillum.

I dig it

easily coolest chillum ive ever seen

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:55:20 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:55:02 -0400

Okay Mal, back away from the sexy blog ;)

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:49:26 -0400

Okay Mal, back away from the sexy blog ;)

letmedothis: let me check

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:45:20 -0400

letmedothis:

let me check

letmedothis: let me play with you

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:43:41 -0400

letmedothis:

let me play with you

letmedothis: let me help you practice

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:43:27 -0400

letmedothis:

let me help you practice